Please provide us with the following information:
Name (Ingame character's): Shazza
Class: Priest
level: 12 (while writing)
Experience in roleplaying and the game in general?
Lots! 2 years of RP on defias, been in Sin Belore, Orcs of the Red Blade and I had this small racing team on the side at some point >.>
IC Job Application:
The form is written in a neat little peculiar handwriting, with hearts as dots on i's and j's.
The Honest Dogs Company
"Thank you for your interest for our Company, please fill the following form in order to apply for work at our Company."
Name: Shazza Shatterscrew.
Age: That's not a nice question!
Gender: Female
Your experience in handling explosives?
I got to press a button once! It was all red and shiny and when I pressed it that little metal thing next to it went bleep and then the other thing went boom! It was lots of fun!
Your experience in selling/buying?
I bought this lovely pair of shoes the other day, they were on sale! I thought they looked really pretty and they even had some sparkles on it! I then went to that sales lady. You know, the one with the bad hairdo and the crooked glasses, and she refused to give me a discount! Refused! Can you imagine that? I swear, people these days! So I told her I'd go and get a lawyer to show her that her prices were excrutiatingly high and that her business would be out of business if she kept going like this! Then I just told her that either I could get those shoes with a 20% added discount and I demanded that shiny earring she had dangling behind the counter, or I'd make sure her business would be out of business! Oh, and maybe I used a little bit of convincing. Either way, I have my shoes now! And they are really nice! I especially like the glittery rocket decorations on the side. Anyway, I think that should do, right?
Your experience in combat?
I fell over in the mud once because some guys were fighting and shoved me. How dare they! I swear, the nerve of these people! Did you know that when people fight, they forget everything about what's going on around them? Everything! They don't even look where they go! I was lucky I could get up in time or they would have fell over and fought on top of me! And while, like every girl, I don't say no to a guy getting all cosy and cuddly, this is not my idea of having a good time, you know? I prefer candlelight and expensive jewelery myself. And flowers. Especially light blue ones. They're really pretty.
How would you describe yourself as a worker?
I wouldn't! Don't you hire people for that? I do dabble with making some pretty things out of metal and gems, and then I sell them for lots of money. But they're worth it. If you're ever interested in buying some nice earrings or a necklace for a girl you want to impress, I'm your girl! They can't even tell it's fake and you save out on a lot of cash! And we all know we need cash, right? I could show you my catalogue if you wanted, I specialise in fake pink diamonds, but I also have a lovely 32-carat Shadow Diamond necklace, but that's going to cost you.
Why should the Company hire you?
Because I'm awesome! And also, I'm good at decorating. Oh! And I'm very pleasant company, I hear that all the time from people. Just last week, there was this guy that came up to me and said he'd like go to on a date with me. He wouldn't do that if I weren't nice, would he now?
Thank you for your application, it will be processed and we will get back to you as soon as possible!
Thank you!
=xxx=es~!
Shazza <3
-Always finish the job your start.
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